Friday, June 18, 2010

Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

A blond walks into a department store and looks at a TV, she really, really wants to buy it and so she asks the clerk how much it is. The clerk replies



鈥淚鈥檓 sorry Miss, we don鈥檛 serve blonds here.鈥?br> The blond walked out disappointed and decided she could fool the sales clerk into letting her by the TV by dyeing her hair purple.



So the next day the blond (err. . .鈥檖urple鈥? walked back into the department store and asked the sales clerk once more how much the TV cost.



鈥淚鈥檓 sorry Miss, we don鈥檛 serve blondes here鈥︹€?he replied once more. The blond went back to her place and knew that she could fool him if she dyed her hair pink. SO the next day she walked back into the department store and once again, asked the salesclerk how much the Television cost.



鈥淚 AM SORRY MISS, I鈥檝e told you before, we don鈥檛 serve blonds here.鈥?br> 鈥淒ANGIT!! How did you know it was me??鈥?br> 鈥淲ell鈥?for one thing, that鈥檚 a toaster鈥︹€?br>Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?



what do u call a blonde that has dyed his/her hair brown?



artificial intelligence



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

ok now that was so funny and original!!!



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

I'm a blonde and I've heard worse, this one was cute.



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

that was pretty funny



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

hahahahahahaha! thats a good one



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

new and great ten of ten



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!TEEHE... OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! AHHH I CANT STOP LAUGHIN!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!... OMG OMG OMG ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR LAUGHIN!TEEHEEHEEHEEHEEE!!!!!



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

I've heard that one before. It's so funny though!



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

:D



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

That is good!!--



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

ok so it cute, but the joke has been told here like a million times so its getting old



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

that was funny



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

That's old but every time I've heard it it was a microwave instead of a toaster. oh well



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

yeah i doubt your friend made it up that joke is SOOO old ive heard it like a million times



Blondie joke (dont be offended please!! Im a blond and dont find them offensive at all....)?

This is a classic, but every time I hear it, I laugh uncontrolbly!

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